404 Page could not be found

What is the deal with this page? I mean, I come here as a tired traveler looking for information and what do I meet?

Error code 404 says ‘Sorry, the page you are looking for seems to have checked out of the hotel and left you stranded at the reception’. It’s like the page has decided to go on a spontaneous excursion and left us all in the dark. Can’t we just call up the page and say ‘Hello, room service here. We need you back immediately!’?